I have taken the opportunity to change the settings on this page and now have a 'better blog'...sounds like
a comfort cushion! Here are all the old ones wrapped up for those that missed them....Shame! where were you?
1st ever Blog.
Here in the 'burbs we have many an exciting happenstance...take for instance the new direction arrows
on the top roundabout, the frenzy of a rush hour as you try to leave your own driveway, the anticipation of getting a free
run at the self service check out at Asda, the neighbours lights being from Marks and Spencer.....me? I'm waiting for Homebase
to open so as I can get some cheap ones!
Yes, you can always see something going on here, house building, house building, retail park building, road
building, house building, school building, oh yeah....and community building!
With Christmas approaching and the nights getting dark and cold, we pretty much jump out of our cars and
into our houses..not venturing out again until the next morning, scraper in hand! Spare a thought for your poor
wee neighbours in their houses... maybe....just maybe, we can spend five minutes talking to them as we defrost our windscreens,
it's gotta be better than sneaking up to their door as we pop in a Christmas card hoping that they don't catch us ...c'mon
we all do it!
So an early resolution is called for.... Find out the names of your neighbours, not just either side,
but the one that lives across the road from you, you know..the one that drives everywhere and never says hello! Sound
familiar?
Vive la Resolution!
Merry Christmas to all my neighbours!
(especially the family that moved in two months ago and I have not spoken to yet)
3rd January 2007 - Happy New Year fellow Burbians!!
So now I am wondering what the new year will bring, maybe a
new attachment for the Karcher - one for cleaning the soap suds off your neighbours car?(oops). Maybe a super duper tram link
for the exclusive use of Robroyston folk, with stops all over Glasgow and a service every 5 minutes....wait for 4 minutes?
Nah! I'll just take my car, it's closer than the tram stop. How about a new DIY store and the start of retail therapy
closer to home, a school for our children and the possibility of a health centre on the horizon?.....Now I am just being silly!
Maybe 2007 is the year of changes, new gym membership, new trainers...(maybe too
new, better scuff them up a bit lest someone thinks I am new here), new healthy diet bringing aisles in ASDA that you did
not know exist..."excuse me miss, this 'cottage cheese' has curdled". Maybe a new 'Celebrity' show on ITV12
, 'I'm a Celebrity's Sock, watch me!' ....the scary thing is that some people will, then talk about it all day at
work! Hhrrmmphh....Darn that sock!
Whatever is new for you this coming year may it be accompanied by some good old fashioned stuff, the kind
we all miss; no, not Detective Cheroots and Space Dust but manners and respect for and by folk of all ages. Try something
old this New Year!
Respect to all of yous an ave a wicked new year!
23rd January 2007 - Community Council Meeting tonight
SSCHHKKRICK....SCHHHKRIIICK....SCHHHHKKRIIICK!
No, I have not been learning Klingon in my days off....this is the sound of winter in the Burbs. OK,
I hear you ask, what makes that noise?
It's the gentle jarring of my neighbours ice scaper at quarter to six in the morning (nice guy, goes to work
early). Yup, winter has arrived and we are falling into the old seasonal traditions in time for the first cold snap of the
year.....traditions that stand the test of time - panic buying snow shovels...purchasing the most fragile splintertastic toboggan
the local filling station can sell....digging out the moonboots you swore were going to Oxfam last year....and the best of
all....defrosting your car with the keys in!
ROLL UP, ROLL UP...The Robroyston Car Bonanza starts right here! Every frosty morning without fail!
Fancy a Saab? How about a BMW 5 series? I can offer you a Mercedes SL500 or a Renault Clio sports edition? All running and
cosy warm, keys in the ignition and defrosting nicely while the owners are sipping their second cup of coffee and telling
themselves that they can see round the kitchen corner to the driveway, no problem at all!
But hey..What's the alternative? Maybe you can scape the car manually? I hear credit cards make
good emergency scrapers and the 'Gold Club' ones are just as good as the 'Diamond Club'!
How about warming up the kettle and pouring it on the windscreen? Crackin' idea that!
Skoosh it!...one supersize can....gone in sixty seconds!
Cover the windscreen the day before with newspaper, ASDA bags or your old army surplus tent? Nah!
I know... maybe you can drive it into your garage overnight (though not a good idea if it is now your son's
bedroom!)
Me?.... I just scrape and go! (usually ariving at work, late and harrassed). But if you
do insist on leaving your car running and open for any budding car thief, spare a thought for your neighbour and turn off
the radio!!!!
"Uh oh, Uh oh, Uh oh" to you too Tiger Tim!!
27th February 2007 - Lavender's blue, dilly dilly, lavender's green...
Top marks to all those who sung the title line.... Now shame on you for showing your age! Having spent
the last month nurturing (well, watering) my pot plants, I have now deemed the weather frost free enough to plant my lavender.
"But it's still Winter", I hear you cry! "But if I don't plant them I will throw away the £30 I spent rashly at the
garden centre and admit defeat" I cry back! Yup, I fell into the trap of visiting a garden centre on one of the few
sunny (and warm-ish) days last month and pretended that the Lavender I bought in droves would just need planted and left to
it's own devices.....then the next day brought the frost to beat all frosts....Mummy and Daddy Frost with their son Inspector
Jack - they have finally left... I hope!
So after a month snuggled in pots outside against the wall I have taken the plunge and planted them....just
wait and see the rolling meadow of French Lavender that arrives in a few weeks.....can you tell I am not the most patient
gardener??
But Lo! I heard a lawnmower in the Estate the other day...or was it a Quad bike driven by an 8 year old?
This means that the weekends are back, people venturing out of their houses and talking to their neighbours over a pair of
pruners and a rake....who says humans don't hibernate! I for one will be looking to talk to one of my neighbours....specifically
about a dog (never seen, presence smelt!) who has been making regular deposits.
Happy gardening to you all, it might be the only time we leave the comfort of our Plasma TV's; so make the
most of the relaxing pastime of keeping your garden tidy whilst chatting to your neighbours.
I'm away now....to see a man about a dog, if you must know!