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Tuesday, March 27, 2007

27th March 2007. I were right proud!
One of my work colleagues came round the other day, never having been in Robroyston before I gave her directions....easy ones that included ASDA and roundabouts (well what else can I use as landmarks?)  To cut a long story short they got to the house...via the M80 and Riddrie Cemetery!
'Lovely house and such a nice clean area you live in' was the response...ee by gum, I were right proud!  So it got me to thinking, Burbville is not all that bad, is it? 
 
Robroyston seems to get knocked for the lack of facilities...and rightly so at times....but where else would you rather stay?  From here you can travel North, South, East or West on the motorway network, the Campsie Fells are just over there a bit, and there are still a good few fields to look at.  You can head out to Lenzie and beyond on the bikes and take a wee jaunt to the canal and get some fresh air at the Stables (as long as it comes with chips...it all comes with chips there, have you noticed?)
We live in a privileged area where the majority of the residents are working and are reasonably comfortable...(OK, we work hard, but some people work just as hard and get paid squat!).  We are surrounded by beautiful countryside and still stay within easy distance of the city centre, most of us have cars and although the public transport leaves much to be desired, most of us would use our cars anyway.
So I feel lucky and proud to live here in Robroyston, the only thing missing is a sense of a bigger community.  Maybe that will come when we are all up in arms about the latest house building scheme....or, as I hope, when we are all a lot happier to be living here and rightly proud of the place!
 
 
 
 
4:46 pm gmt

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Old posts given a new home.
I have taken the opportunity to change the settings on this page and now have a 'better blog'...sounds like a comfort cushion! Here are all the old ones wrapped up for those that missed them....Shame! where were you?
 
 
 
1st ever Blog.
Here in the 'burbs we have many an exciting happenstance...take for instance the new direction arrows on the top roundabout, the frenzy of a rush hour as you try to leave your own driveway, the anticipation of getting a free run at the self service check out at Asda, the neighbours lights being from Marks and Spencer.....me? I'm waiting for Homebase to open so as I can get some cheap ones! 
 
Yes, you can always see something going on here, house building, house building, retail park building, road building, house building, school building, oh yeah....and community building!
 
With Christmas approaching and the nights getting dark and cold, we pretty much jump out of our cars and into our houses..not venturing out again until the next morning, scraper in hand!   Spare a thought for your poor wee neighbours in their houses... maybe....just maybe, we can spend five minutes talking to them as we defrost our windscreens, it's gotta be better than sneaking up to their door as we pop in a Christmas card hoping that they don't catch us ...c'mon we all do it!
 
So an early resolution is called for.... Find out the names of your neighbours, not just either side, but the one that lives across the road from you, you know..the one that drives everywhere and never says hello!  Sound familiar?
 
Vive la Resolution!
 
Merry Christmas to all my neighbours!
(especially the family that moved in two months ago and I have not spoken to yet)
 
 
 
Blue lounge chair
 
3rd January 2007 - Happy New Year fellow Burbians!!
 
So now I am wondering what the new year will bring, maybe a new attachment for the Karcher - one for cleaning the soap suds off your neighbours car?(oops). Maybe a super duper tram link for the exclusive use of Robroyston folk, with stops all over Glasgow and a service every 5 minutes....wait for 4 minutes? Nah! I'll just take my car, it's closer than the tram stop. How about a new DIY store and the start of retail therapy closer to home, a school for our children and the possibility of a health centre on the horizon?.....Now I am just being silly!
 
Maybe 2007 is the year of changes, new gym membership, new trainers...(maybe too new, better scuff them up a bit lest someone thinks I am new here), new healthy diet bringing aisles in ASDA that you did not know exist..."excuse me miss, this 'cottage cheese' has curdled". Maybe a new 'Celebrity' show on ITV12 , 'I'm a Celebrity's Sock, watch me!' ....the scary thing is that some people will, then talk about it all day at work! Hhrrmmphh....Darn that sock!
 
Whatever is new for you this coming year may it be accompanied by some good old fashioned stuff, the kind we all miss; no, not Detective Cheroots and Space Dust but manners and respect for and by folk of all ages. Try something old this New Year! 
 
Respect to all of yous an ave a wicked new year!
 
 
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23rd January 2007  - Community Council Meeting tonight
 
SSCHHKKRICK....SCHHHKRIIICK....SCHHHHKKRIIICK!
 
No, I have not been learning Klingon in my days off....this is the sound of winter in the Burbs.  OK, I hear you ask, what makes that noise? 
It's the gentle jarring of my neighbours ice scaper at quarter to six in the morning (nice guy, goes to work early). Yup, winter has arrived and we are falling into the old seasonal traditions in time for the first cold snap of the year.....traditions that stand the test of time - panic buying snow shovels...purchasing the most fragile splintertastic toboggan the local filling station can sell....digging out the moonboots you swore were going to Oxfam last year....and the best of all....defrosting your car with the keys in!
 
ROLL UP, ROLL UP...The Robroyston Car Bonanza starts right here! Every frosty morning without fail!   Fancy a Saab? How about a BMW 5 series? I can offer you a Mercedes SL500 or a Renault Clio sports edition? All running and cosy warm, keys in the ignition and defrosting nicely while the owners are sipping their second cup of coffee and telling themselves that they can see round the kitchen corner to the driveway, no problem at all!
 
But hey..What's the alternative?  Maybe you can scape the car manually?  I hear credit cards make good emergency scrapers and the 'Gold Club' ones are just as good as the 'Diamond Club'!
How about warming up the kettle and pouring it on the windscreen? Crackin' idea that! 
Skoosh it!...one supersize can....gone in sixty seconds!
Cover the windscreen the day before with newspaper, ASDA bags or your old army surplus tent? Nah! 
I know... maybe you can drive it into your garage overnight (though not a good idea if it is now your son's bedroom!)
 
Me?.... I just scrape and go!   (usually ariving at work, late and harrassed).  But if you do insist on leaving your car running and open for any budding car thief, spare a thought for your neighbour and turn off the radio!!!! 
 
 "Uh oh, Uh oh, Uh oh" to you too Tiger Tim!!
 
 
 
Blue lounge chair
 
27th February 2007 - Lavender's blue, dilly dilly, lavender's green...
 
Top marks to all those who sung the title line.... Now shame on you for showing your age!  Having spent the last month nurturing (well, watering) my pot plants, I have now deemed the weather frost free enough to plant my lavender.  "But it's still Winter", I hear you cry!  "But if I don't plant them I will throw away the £30 I spent rashly at the garden centre and admit defeat" I cry back!  Yup, I fell into the trap of visiting a garden centre on one of the few sunny (and warm-ish) days last month and pretended that the Lavender I bought in droves would just need planted and left to it's own devices.....then the next day brought the frost to beat all frosts....Mummy and Daddy Frost with their son Inspector Jack - they have finally left... I hope!
 
So after a month snuggled in pots outside against the wall I have taken the plunge and planted them....just wait and see the rolling meadow of French Lavender that arrives in a few weeks.....can you tell I am not the most patient gardener??
 
But Lo! I heard a lawnmower in the Estate the other day...or was it a Quad bike driven by an 8 year old?  This means that the weekends are back, people venturing out of their houses and talking to their neighbours over a pair of pruners and a rake....who says humans don't hibernate!  I for one will be looking to talk to one of my neighbours....specifically about a dog (never seen, presence smelt!) who has been making regular deposits. 
 
Happy gardening to you all, it might be the only time we leave the comfort of our Plasma TV's; so make the most of the relaxing pastime of keeping your garden tidy whilst chatting to your neighbours.
 
I'm away now....to see a man about a dog, if you must know!
5:14 pm gmt


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